The Vaccinology 10 Commandments.

Posted: July 3, 2012 in Uncategorized

Since the belief in vaccines is more like faith and religion than it is science, we thought we’d present the Vaccinology 10 Commandments as we see them:

1. Correlation doth not equal Causation (unless it defends the Sacred and Holy Vaccine).

2. It is NEVER the Sacred and Holy Vaccine. Any injuries associated with the Sacred and Holy Vaccine must be coincidence, or a lie.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Holy Vaccine in vain. Thou shalt not question the Holy Writings that defend the Sacred Vaccine.

4. Thou shalt not hold any medical procedure above the Sacred and Holy Vaccine. Only the Sacred and Holy Vaccine can perform the miracles claimed.

5. Thou must always follow the Vaccine Schedule, for the Sacred Vaccine is a jealous God.

6. Honor thy Offit and thy Salk, for they are the prophets of the Sacred and Holy Vaccine.

7. Thou must always trust all studies that are done by the makers of the Sacred and Holy Vaccine. They have no interest in profit, only in the health and livelihood of their congregation.

8. Thou must always take the holy sacrament of Vaccination. Any who does not Vaccinate, or who question the holy sacrament, must be called heretic.

9. Diseases that were once benign must become deadly once a Sacred Vaccine is made for them.

10. The Sacred and Holy Vaccine is always safe and effective.

  1. […] Dave recently took it upon himself to respond to our “The Vaccinology 10 Commandments” found here. […]

  2. Elena says:

    My only correction: at the end of #8, “must be called a heretic and burned at the stake. Or at least yelled at, harassed, threatened with legal action and/or accused of negligent and ignorant parenting.”

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